Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”
HAPPY NEW YEAR
in some condition, there are a 3 men would spent a new year by their own, they have a conversation:
Raju: Michael, Patrick, where you wanna go in new year night?
Michael(Have a girl): I will go to the beach and burn the fire works with my girl.
Patrick(LDR): I will go to the beach and burn fire works and send it to my girls by Instagram
Raju: Wow, fantastic!
Michael: And you raju?
Raju(Single): I will go to the beach and burn my ex-girl’s photos and be crying!
Michael and Raju: What The…… (-.-)
LITTLE BOY
A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied: “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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